A journalist who has been stuck in the hospital for over 20 weeks with a "bone and flesh-eating bug" is so fed up of the food, he started a blog challenging readers to identify the meals he'd been given. The journalist, who prefers to remain anonymous, calls himself "Traction Man," and his game, Hospital Food Bingo, has continued to baffle his readers.
"Some of the responses to my food postings have been hilarious. People legitimately cannot guess what some of the meals are," he said.
Besides the bingo game, Traction Man also reviews his daily meals. For example, this is what he had to say about his sautéed potatoes:
"It is beyond even my fertile imagination to identify what the potatoes had been sautéed in, but my best guess would be a bedpan."
Visit the Traction Man's blog.
We make fun of British cuisine a lot around these parts, but the thought of exceptionally bad British cuisine is making us gag as we speak