International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

Here's what Ed West, an English journalist, had to say about his homeland:

"Public drunkenness makes almost every provincial city in Britain, and every suburban area especially, horrible after 11pm. Really, really horrible. So horrible I don’t think foreigners should be allowed out lest our reputation sink through what we previously thought was the basement of our international standing."

This amazing quote comes from a rant column Mr. West just published. In it, he recounts the day that his brother told him the truth about the British economy.

“From bars. The entire economy is based around bars.”

“So where do the people get the money to go to bars?”

“They also work in bars.”

And you thought we were exaggerating England's drinking problems! Ha!

Briton Sums Up Britain

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!