In An Ironic Twist, The Globalization That The British Invented Turns Against Them As Beloved Brown Sauce Departs for The Netherlands
Philadelphia, PA – March 28, 2007 – The forces of globalization that are the root of all the worlds ills, from global warming to Third World starvation, can be traced back to England's lust for power - at any cost.
The British invented globalization, with one of the most famous early examples being the infamous Opium War (where they mercilessly forced the Chinese to buy and smoke opium.) And who can forget about the global slave trade that made so many Lords and Ladies fantastically wealthy???
Well now, the globalization that they invented and benefited from for so long is coming back to bite them on their British asses.
Last week, it was announced that Heinz, an American company, was going to start making England’s beloved HP sauce in the Netherlands, after being lovingly made in the UK for the past 108 years.
The reaction, of course, was for Britain to run around like little schoolgirls shrieking NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!
Well, England, what's not fair is the 500 years of global misrule that you benefited from -and for that we want reparations! Pay up now or run the risk of other precious condiments being taken away from the factories that you’ve lorded over all these years. Bye-bye Marmite! See ya later Worcestershire Sauce! Catch ya on the flip flop Bisto Granules!
Find out all the truths about the British in “The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores and online April 23rd, 2007. Visit www.evilempirebook.com for a sneak preview, press and enhanced features.
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About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.
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