Depraved Brit Makes Love To His Car. Ewww.
Philadelphia, PA – May 2nd, 2007 –According to March 23rd issue of The Week, a British mechanic is so in love with his automobile that he confessed to having sex with it. He says he prefers a cars curvy bodywork over an actual females curvy bodywork. WHAT?????
We find this news disturbing and morbidly depraved. Have the Brits no shame?
Time to teach these sexually obsessed FREAKS some morals! It's time for reparations!
If you want yours then visit our website at www.britishreparations.org and sign the petition to get paid! And make sure to pick up a copy of “The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores and online April 23rd, 2007. Visit www.evilempirebook.com for a sneak preview, press and enhanced features.
About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.
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