Letter To The ICBR: Re: wtf??!!
Hahahahahahahaaha HA!!!
You guys crack me up. The country which tries to police the world and slaughters anyone who gets in the way of you're relentless pursuit of any and all fossil fuels. Errr...we owe the world for the two Iraq/Gulf wars..??!! But wait, what was that other country which actually instigated both of them, deployed the most forces, and ultimately benefited the most from them both...damn it slips my mind. British inventions...hmm oh yes I remember that fellow who INVENTED the bubonic plague...what a visionary...can't quite recall his name though....oh yeah it was Ratty McRat. Strangely enough the guy looked just like a rat, he was the same size as a rat too, even hung out with thousands of other rats, but what an inventor. Also, I wasn't aware that Florence, Italy, where the bubonic plague first began due to poor waste management, was part of Britain. Well, you certainly have educated me with that nugget of wisdom on global geography.
Hey a thought has just occurred to me. Seeing as, we, the British owe every human on the planet around £8000 for our 'crimes against the people', I wonder what every American citizen currently owes the rest of the world for they're contribution to global warming. I mean, what sort of price tag can you put on DESTROYING THE ENTIRE PLANET. Hmmm...quite hefty I suspect...£31 trillion? Mere pocket change compared to that debt methinks. Drought? Flood? Bush Fires? Starving millions in the middle east? The TSUNAMI??!! Quite a lot of evidence that these disasters are directly linked to global warming...and who contributes the most to this planet-wrecking phenomenon? Why it's the fattest, stupidest, most selfish country in existence....with the stupidest leader in history who can't even eat a pretzel without almost killing himself....please take a bow U-S of A.
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!
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