Letter To The ICBR: Re: You need to get a few facts right about the British
Hello
After looking at your website (that was a very good laugh BTW) You have many of your facts wrong! firstly.... Global Warming was not invented by the British, Global Warming is something the earth does and will always do, Global warming has been happening since the Earth was born and new scientific evidence shows that it is the sun that has more of an impact on the earths environment than anything else, Science is starting to prove this, Look it up!
Genocide, Well Most Countries have done this over time, I think that if you think that the British should be held in account for this, then so should all the other countries, like Rome, Rome had an Empire, Should we seek compensation from them to? as im sure they must have done some nasty stuff to the people of the world in there time.
Bad Inventions..... Well lots of countries have Bad Inventions that were made from citizens of those countries, What you should be doing is getting all of the bad inventions of the world and make all of the countries pay. We can all start suing each other and passing the blame, That would do allot of good don't you think!!
There is just so much shit on your site that im sure it must be a piss take, It would be good to find out where you are from.
Lots of countries and people around the world are full of envy for what the British have achieved.
Try thanking them for.......
The suspension bridge
canals
lighthouses
the wave powered electricity generator
the post office
universal standard time
daylight saving time
the telephone
the television
radar
Logarithms
pyroscope
the Kelvin unit
the ultrasound scanner
MRI body scanner
hyperdermic syringe
penicillin
vaccine for typhoid
treatment for TB
beta blockers
the piano with foot pedals
the waterproof mac
life rings
The Clockwork Radio
ZX Spectrum
Analytical Engine
Adjustable fucking spanner
The sandwich
The cat flap
The lawn mower
The fire extinguisher
the rubber band
light bulbs
stainless steel
the hydraulic press
no more smallpox
electrical generators
defining the laws of gravity
the hovercraft
the lifeboat
Medical.....
First correct description of circulation of the blood - William Harvey
Smallpox vaccine - Edward Jenner
Antisepsis in surgery - Joseph Lister
Artificial intraocular lens transplant surgery for cataract patients -
Harold Ridley
Colour blindness first described by John Dalton in Extraordinary facts
relating to the vision of colours [12]
Computed Tomography - Godfrey Newbold Hounsfield
Science........
Compound microscope with 30x magnification - Robert Hooke
Electrical generator (dynamo) - Michael Faraday
Galvanometer - William Sturgeon
Infrared radiation - discovery commonly attributed to William Herschel.
Newtonian telescope - Sir Isaac Newton
Micrometer - Sir William Gascoigne
the first bench micrometer that was capable of measuring to one ten
thousandth of an inch - Henry Maudslay
Sinclair Executive, the world's first small electronic pocket calculator -
Sir Clive Sinclair
Slide rule - William Oughtred [13]
Synthesis of coumarin, one of the first synthetic perfumes, and cinnamic
acid via the Perkin reaction- William Perkin
The Law of Gravity - Sir Issac Newton
DNA fingerprinting - Sir Alec Jeffreys
Vaccination - Edward Jenner
Roads
Bowden cable - Frank Bowden
Cat's eye - Percy Shaw [14]
Caterpillar track - Sir George Cayley
Hansom cab - Joseph Hansom
Seat belt - George Cayley
Sinclair C5 - Sir Clive Sinclair
Tarmac - E. Purnell Hooley
Belisha beacon - Leslie Hore-Belisha (I BET YOU DRIVE A CAR RIGHT)
Long live the Queen
I Thank You
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