International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

If construction-worker trends are anything to go by, England's tea-drinking days are numbered. Lately, more and more laborers have eschewed their once-sacred tea in favor of trendy nonfat lattes. As one would imagine, older Britons are losing their powdered wigs over this shift. “It’s the younger tradesmen who are leading the revolution, but it has undoubtedly been influenced by a strong influx of workers from abroad, particularly Eastern Europe," said one outraged man.

So with blame being placed squarely on the shoulders of young foreigners, what's England to do? Close its borders? Change is scary when you're not the ones pulling the strings, isn't it? Your oppressive grip on your people is being loosened one construction worker at a time; deal with it.

England Outraged By Construction Workers Drinking Lattes

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!