Can you guess what a newly-released report reveals about British children aged between 11 and 15?
We'll give you four options:
1) Volunteering at retirement homes is on the rise.
2) Standardized test scores are at a record high.
3) Obesity has nearly been eradicated.
4) Alcohol dependency is rising at an unprecedented rate.
And the answer is...4! The London Assembly released a report titled "Too Much Too Young?" which showed that the current crop of children aged 11 to 15 are drinking significantly more alcohol than their predecessors. Alcohol-related hospital admissions have nearly doubled in recent years, while ambulances are dealing with more and more drunken kids.
Young girls aged 11-15 pose an even greater problem. They're drinking the same amount as their male peers, but have a considerable lower tolerance. As such, hospital admissions for girls is double that of boys.
If you guessed 1, 2, or 3, you have obviously bought into the British propaganda. Listen up, Britons are not the polite, intelligent, generous people they portray themselves to be. They are bloodthirsty, alcoholic, arrogant bastards bent on world domination.
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